Ahoy!! Greetin' I brin' t' you, I be Captain Ruxyn. Captain Jack Sparrow be hit t' big screens in on May 19th, and I be proud t' be a pirate for t' time bein'. So let me share with you, best three thin's o' bein' a pirate is ...
1) Partyin' be normal thin'
it be okay t' poker everyday
it be okay t' drink everyday
and it's a nice settin' t' party everyday
me be happy everyday
2) Full o' treaayes, food and has a mighty ship t' own, plus much explorin' (translation: full of treasures, food and a have a mighty ship to own, plus much exploring)
best ship you've seen, aye?
and all t' treaayes be mine shared with me crew
me can enjoy t' best food everyday
me can explorin' many places and find more treaayes
me use many weapon's so macho and cool
3) Life be good with buckos and beautys, t' crew be good (translation : Life is good with friends and partners, the crew is good)
groomin' be important as a pirate, face paintin' services be provided
do stupid and funny thin's together
play games together
And together, a happy family be formed : I love me crew
And me gonna meet up with Cap'n Jack Sparrow soon, hopefully at Mid Valley on May 16th.
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