"Fighting Umbrella Corporation"

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The fourth installment of the hugely successful RESIDENT EVIL franchise, RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE is again based on the wildly popular video game series, and will this time be presented in 3-D. In a world ravaged by a virus infection, turning its victims into the Undead, ALICE (Milla Jovovich), continues on her journey to find survivors and lead them to safety. Her deadly battle with the Umbrella Corporation reaches new heights, but Alice gets some unexpected help from an old friend. A new lead that promises a safe haven from the Undead takes them to Los Angeles, but when they arrive the city is overrun by thousands of Undead – and Alice and her comrades are about to step into a deadly trap.
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If I am part of the movie, I'd choose to be Alice.
Yo, nothing that looks like Alice, in Alice in Wonderland (who is weak and sometimes very stupid). Alice in Resident Evil is, utterly sexy. Except I think she was attempting to do the "Angelina Jolie lips" thing and I don't kinda fancy it D:

Yeah, I would have pretty Claire to be my sidekick with my other comrades. Introducing to you..

The head of X-ing Corporation, Hairy Bearry.
Yes, that's him on his throne. X-ing Corporation has now been running for several years by Hairy Bearry. Why X-ing Corporation is because they used to create axes to ace and demolish other societies they hate. Usually they're hired but I so happen to be an  acquaintance of his, so therefore, he is offering me help to wipe out Umbrella Corporation
I don't know who in particular is underneath the costume, just like how you will never see Darth Vader's face. I've met with him several days ago to discuss my plans with him together with Claire. 
Few weeks ago, before many of mankind had turn into Undeads, I was playing with my friends, Rabbids on Wii. And I figured out an excellent idea from the annoying rabbits to combat Umbrella Corporation. 

*Aha! Light bulb moment*
Yes, I decided to use toilet plungers against the Undeads and the fellow members of the Umbrella Corporation. Yes, it may sound silly but plunger does wonders. I told my plans to Claire and she agreed. And so does Hairy Bearry.

See? These plungers looks like fire extinguishers LOL -__-;; 
Actually the plungers works two ways : as vaccines and also sucking out the T-virus from every living thing that is infected with the virus. It's light and easy to use, best of all it's indestructible since it's plastic. Hello, didn't you learn science? It takes ages for plastics to decompose :D


And oh, the plungers will also stick to every umbrellas detected. Umbrellas are fishy things...
And introducing my fellow comrades, rakan seperjuangku!
Yeah, that's what an army of Hairy Bearrys would look like, I mean x 10000000000000 more. I'm not supposed to be in the picture but I'll the join in the glamour(not by doing the Angelina Jolie thing) and fun since I'm part of the mastermind anyway XD

Hairy Bearry decided he want to join in the mission too and therefore the hat on top. You know, like those people tying a piece of cloth on their forehead for oommph! 

So..Hairy Bearry had gave the signal to start the mission by throwing the round circle of tablet into the pole of glory. Yeap, We're marching towards glory.

And so our mission begins, me as Alice together with my pretty assistant and friend, Claire. With my other comrades too, and Hairy Bearry as the supporter behind all these. March on victors! We're in for victory over the undeads! 

...*whispers* And we're still in search of survivors..if you're surviving. Runnn!!

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Thanks for reading my post about Fighting Umbrella Corporation :D, it's kinda lame I know but it's all out of pure fun and lameness =_____=; I enjoyed posting :D 
Hope to win tickets to watch the movie in 3D and also win a Sony 16GB Video Walkman :)
Thanks, Nuffnang for the movie passes given to me before this too! :)

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